LOOKING FOR A COLD BEER IN THE HOT JUNGLE
"What do you want to do today?" "Let's go find some cold beer. All the beer at the lodge is hot."
Is this the end of me?
TO THE BOAT
Esteban (our guide) has a friend with a canoe about a mile this way. They know of a store a couple hours up the tributary.
ESTEBAN WARNED US TO BE CAREFUL OF MURKY WATER.
Where is he, anyway?
OH WHOOPS. I DIDNT THINK IT WAS THIS DEEP HERE.
Okay, we got to the boat. All limbs attached.
Four people, one canoe. We take turns paddling. Or maybe I was just taking breaks while everyone else continued to paddle?
!!FISHING BREAK!! 🐟
Piranhas on top, bananas on the bottom. We put banana leaves over the fish to smoke them.
LEO EATS MOST OF THE FISH
We made it to the store! Turns out the store is a house, and they aren't selling beer.
Oh no, I know this isn't beer. I've seen No Reservations. This is that spit drink Anthony Bourdain drank. Okay, fine, I'll have a bag. But give me some of those chicken packets, too.
GOT ME A BAG OF CHICKEN