Not without my lettuce
A day in the life of Liz
My name is Liz Lemon. I am a Uromastyx lizard that lives in a 50 gallon luxury desert condo on top of an IKEA television stand.
This is my impression of The Little Mermaid.
I like to bask under my 150 watt heat bulb. #FacePeel #115degrees
I have a cool ramp. It's like the X-Games every day.
Some of my favorite foods: #Kale Collard Greens Mustard Greens Romaine Lettuce Bok Choy Carrots(!!!)
I love to #exfoliate in my 4" deep substrate layer of ZooMed calcium sand from Petsmart.
Foods that are bad for me include: Spinach Pigweed (whatever that is) Beets Chard Bugs (gross) Water Bowls (humidity sucks)
I love to climb all around inside and on top of my cave-lair.
"LIZARDS ARE THE BEST."
-Liz Lemon #uromastyx #lizard